The Bullshit On Health

So I don't normally rant but when it comes to my food it's time to throw down. I haven't done battle with a fast food chain since almost exactly 4 years ago to the date. It was at that time my favorite fast food chain Jack In The Box decided to get rid of quite possibly the best FAST FOOD fries in the game. They opted for the healthier, tastier, "natural cut" fries. Needless to say they tasted like cardboard and made your mouth dry and were extremely salty but lacking the necessary amount of grease a fast food side order needs to combat it. So I called corporate and threw down, said I was never going back unless they changed the fries and explained that I go to a FAST FOOD restaurant to get FAST FOOD. They apologized and said they would pass the message on. I was very surprised when 3 days later there was a message on my phone from Jack In The Box corporate asking me to call them back so we could talk some more. This continued for about 3 more calls, in the end the fries stayed and I have yet to go back to a Jack In The Box and purchase anything. I found a decent substitute in Carl's Jr, and the new marriage was bliss until a week a half ago.....



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I walked in with my family ready to order my usual, Double Western Combo Large Fries and Drink. To my surprise as soon as I stepped inside I was bombarded with advertisement about their new "NATURAL CUT" fries. It instantly became summer '04 all over again. I asked the cashier if they still had the regular fries and she informed THESE were the regular fries. I kindly said thank you and good bye. I waited a few days and let my anger settle a bit, then my dad went to Carl's and came back with food and I was back in throw down mode. So I took it upon myself to call them up today just as I had done with Jack In The Box and make my presence known. Where we go from here, I do not know but I can guarantee I can hold out longer than they can on this war.

The health kick this country is on has gotten to the point where it is now interfering with my personal life. I did not ask for you the fast food company to make your food healthier. I go there looking for a cheap, greasy, and filling meal. Once you give me something on par with a real restaurant-what reason do I have to be a patron at your establishment? The person to blame for all of this?

Morgan Spurlock. Learn to eat like a man you douchebag.

Yes, this asshole single-handedly ruined my eating life with one movie. Morgan, is it my fault you eat like a bitch and can't finish a full supersize combo from McDonald's? No, so why are you penalizing me for it? Thanks to you I can't go to McDonald's and get a Bucket O' Fries anymore, I can't supersize my meal, my chicken nuggets have real chicken breast in them now and it's all costing me as a result. I have to buy a side order of small fries along with my meal in order to get the same result as a super size thus an extra dollar is added onto my meal instead of 49 cents. I'm getting sidetracked though, the point is as a result of his movie and McDonald's pussing out, Jack In The Box punked out 6 months later and started introducing items like the ill-fated panini, while getting rid of the famous teriyaki bowl at the same time. Now here we are 4 years later and the damage is still not done.

If you want to join the fight and help keep fast food in fast food restaurants all it takes is a call to Carl's Jr's corporate number. Let them know you're not down with the new fries and that you enjoy the crispy greasiness that was the old fries.

1-877-799-STAR