Where Do I Begin?

So much has gone down in so little time.

Fuck the music updates for right now because something else is bugging me. If you peeped the status on here a while ago, you saw the TRAVESTY that was the Food Network's Best Burger list. I really don't care about what was said for the other states because I don't live there so I can't speak on the accuracy. What I can say though is that the pick for California was COMPLETE and UTTER BULLSHIT of the worst kind.

The Double Double?
Seriously?


If only it was that big right side up.

This undersized and overpriced piece of shit is the BEST California has to offer?
I think not, so wise up douchebags at the Food Network. I'm going to school you. This may not be the best burger in ALL of California but there's no two ways about it, it is BETTER.



Begin to understand.

That is a man's burger. A man's meal. Notice how the size is NOT deceiving. Order a double double and tell me if it's as big as it looks in the picture once it's in your hands. Order yourself a double cheeseburger from Tommy's and when you get it out of the wrapper it is a massive sight to behold.

The next thing that disturbs me about this choice that the Food Network has had the gall to make is that In N Out NEVER makes a WELL DONE burger. In the 6 times I've eaten there in my life, every single burger has been PINK with a tiny RED center. Hamburgers aren't supposed to look like that. Never has a restaurant's name so accurately described it's products' life cycle.



Oh one more thing........ your fries suck.